Friday, January 18, 2013

Friday Confessional

The Juice is Worth the Squeeze
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A small part of me thought I was just going to let this little ole blog ride off into the sunset but then I just couldn't stay away.  So here I am.

We had a babysitter all lined up for our Anniversary so we could go out to dinner and cheers four years of not killing each other wedded bliss.  Maybe even stay up until midnight to ring in the New Year together.  Well the weather was kind of crummy and neither of us was motivated enough to get dressed and go out.  So we had take out.  Watched some crummy TV and were asleep by 11:01.  It was awesome.

We haven't actually made it to midnight since our Wedding.  Unless staying up until east coast midnight counts.  Party animals right here folks!

Last week I got to speak and share my weight loss story at a big WW event.  I didn't make it 2 words in before I started to cry.  When did I become such an emotional sap??

After realizing what a whiny brat Caillou is and the nasty habits Jamie was picking up from him, we promptly deleted him from our DVR.  And then told Jamie he's on vacation.  Forever.

Now that I've been home more I've learned the fine art of bribing your child.  Suckers will pretty much get us through any errand and ward off most tantrums.

My kid still doesn't poop on the potty.  Like ever.  So when he finally did one random afternoon and said he wanted to save it to show daddy, you better believe I said ok and then we high fived.  I'd frame that floater on the wall if it meant we'd start shitting in the potty on the reg.

My first week of unemployment I only subbed one day which left four available days at home.  I swore I was going to be soooo productive during naptime.  Most days I watched TV and played on Pinterest.  That's productive right???

I have a friend who's Colombian.  Did you know it's spelled with 2 O's?  Shit, jokes on me.  Until a few days ago I thought it was spelled Columbia.  With a U.  Guess I should have paid more attention in Geography class.  Stupid American.

I took two weeks off WW during Christmas and gained 3.4 pounds.  Oops.

Every morning when my phone rings around 6am I know it's a call about a sub job.  Most time I want to hide under the covers and pretend I don't hear it.  Then I remember we have bills to pay.  Damn bills.

Everyone and their brother seemed to be freaking out when Bethenny Frankel announced she was getting a divorce.  Really people?  Did you ever watch her show?  She was a total to bitch to him pretty much 23 hours of the day.  I'm surprised it lasted this long.  I would have sent her packing long ago!

In the last 2 weeks we've watch Pitch Perfect at least three.  Maybe four times.  I can't get enought of it.  It's awesome.

Ok, now it's your time to spill!
What are your confessions this week?
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11 comments:

Samantha said...

1. I'm so glad that you are back!! I've been stalking your blog for awhile now.

2. I so wish I could have been at your WW speech!!

3. Word on the Bethenny matter.

4. I'm so glad you're back!!

Shannon said...

Glad you're back! I've missed your updates.

I like Bethenny a lot but could never, ever, be married to her!!

R said...

I literally just laughed so loud roommates wondered what was going on at your comment about poop. I love it!

Molly said...

That's so cool that you spoke at an event. I bet it feels great to be an inspiration to others!

Brigs won't poop on the potty yet. It's gross. I'm not sure I could save it if he ever did poop on the potty. Go you for having the guts!

Katie @ Loves of Life said...

I agree with Sam! Wish I could have heard it, lady!! And subbing!? Awesome! (I mean, I'm sure subbing isn't that awesome...but...) :)

Not So Newlyweds said...

YAY! Glad you're back!! Nothing wrong with Pinteresting during nap time!

Nikki said...

Hah...I wonder if you could take the terd to one of those flower preservative places and have them put it in a shadow box for you.

Laura @ My Thoughts-Uninterrupted said...

We also recently deleted Cailou. I use to like it, but this season has been unbearably whiny. What happened???

Carol {Everyday Delights} said...

My confession is that I am obsessed with the Bachelor! And I totally agree with you on Bethanny - she was always so rude to Jason, and he just seems so nice!

dave and jenn said...

The pooping thing seriously cracked me up. Oh. My. Gosh.

T Bomb said...

I adore pitch perfect so much!!!
Congrats on your success :)