Dear inventor of the self flushing toilet,
Next time you decide to create something that's supposed to make our lives easier, make sure it actually works. I'd prefer it NOT flush when I'm sitting on it, my booty does not need a midday shower. No matter what I do, no matter how still I sit or how I've even contemplating holding my breath so as not to set it off with my apparently heavy breathing....it still flushes every time mid business. You know when it doesn't flush. When I actually stand up to leave. Ya know...when it's supposed to! So if you could go ahead and fix those problems for the next generation of automatic flushers, that would be great.
Kthanxbai.
18 comments:
I hate when that happens!!!
I like those because I am all about NOT touching things in public bathrooms but you're right. It's like technology is impatient. You're too slow!
Amen! I second this!
LOL....usually happens to me when I shift to start "cleaning off"....sometimes it will flush and spray me multiple times. Maybe it's supposed to be a bidet'??? xoxo mom
Ugh - Honey, I FEEL your pain. And why, oh why, are they always paired with automatic sinks that NEVER TURN ON?! Blah.
ugh...hate when that happens!
bwahahaha!!! this is SOOO true!!! i'll stand there and wave forever and nothing...but yet i go to sit down and now i am covered in yuck toilet bacteria!!! foul!!1
and darn it! my store didn't have those meatballs ANYWHERE!! and i was totally craving them...so i bought some turkey sausage and just made my own...haha! but i'll have to check other stores b/c they looked so yummy!
haha isn't that the truth! I think they are actually timed or something....note to self inventor, not everyone handles their business in 2.5 seconds!
haha I hate those toilets--they never ever flush!
The self flushing toilets i go on never work so then i'm stuck looking for the gosh darn button to get my doo doo down where it belongs. Haha.
i.cannot.stand.this!!! it always happens to me at the movie theater. the one's at the mall seem to work okay for me. i think the ones at my mall are like all-knowing or something and the ones at the movie theater are stupid.
Eeek! Here Here! Nothing more revolting then a bootie wash on a public commode:(
that reminds me of that Ellen skit when she talks about the self-flushing toilet and how she tries to fake it out...Ellen is the best
ugh!! that is the worst!! i pee as fast as i can on auto-flush toilets! hate them!!
That is so annoying!! Ick.
half the time it flushes b4 i'm done and then when i'm done my paper is sitting in the toilet for the next sorry person! ha ha...sometimes i try waving my hand in front of the sensor etc...to no avail! oh well! you've got a new follower
I hate when they keep flushing when you're still using it!!!! The ones at my work do that!
yet i go to sit down and now i am covered in yuck toilet bacteria!!! foul!!1
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