To whom it may concern

Dear 4th of July, I complained to no end that you fell on a Wednesday this year, but I must admit the random midweek day off was kind of nice.  All is forgiven.  Dear triple digit temps, I'm done with you.  It's sad when 95 feels cool.  Go away.  And send some rain.  Dear A/C, how did people live without you?  Hugs and kisses.  Dear weeds, I kicked your butt this week.  Why is it you're the only thing that manages to grow in my landscape while everything else is withering in the heat??  We are NOT friends.  Dear Jamie, what's up with the middle of the night wake up calls?  Aren't we a little old for this?  Please for the love of god sleep!  Dear mystery gift giver, thanks for the random book from Amazon, but I don't think my almost 2 year old is quite read for Bethany Frankel's novel Skinny Dipping.  Holy random.  Dear Amazon, sure would be nice if you sent invoices with your random packages so we knew who things where from.  Dear 50 Shades of Grey trilogy, I finally finished you.  Your ending wasn't quite what I was expecting, but not the worst ever as others have said.  Please don't come out with a 4th book though, because then I will fell obligated to read you too.  Dear Jamie {again}, Thanks for picking up your toys last night without me even asking.  You rock my socks off kid.  Dear Bathroom Magic Eraser, you are awesome.  Thanks for cleaning my bath tub scum with little to no effort.  You are my new BFF.  Dear husband, thank you for pretending you don't mind I've watched then entire 3rd season of Sex and The City and part of the 4th in a matter of days.  You rock.  But you will never convince me Carrie should be with Big.  I don't care how it ends.  Aidan will always be numero uno in my book.  Dear lake, can't wait to see you this weekend!! 

xoxo,