Monday, September 21, 2009

Why. Just Why.

Every morning I let the dog out.
Every morning I am fully dressed for work.
Every morning I do this, I never see a soul.
Not one person.

So why today do I let the dog out.
In one of my infamous mumus....with no bra.
Crazy morning hair.
Unbrushed teeth.
Do I see not one, not two, but three people!?! One of which decides to try and talk to me about the beagle she had growing up and how much she loves them.

Yeah lady thanks, but my breath is kickin and this mumu is borderline inappropriate right now. My dog just wants to do his business and I want to run for the hills...so be gone now.

Kthxbai.


21 comments:

KLaw said...

Same thing happened to me this weekend, but it was someone trying to read me bible passages. I'm all for it, but not at 8am on a Saturday.

Taryn said...

Sorry, but I laughed. Out loud. It's Murphy's Law at its best.

If it makes you feel better, I had to run to the PO this weekend in a hurry so I threw on a zip up hoodie...only to realize (while I'm standing in line) that I didn't have a bra on. It was a lovely feeling.

Kristen said...

lol, that sounds like my luck!

bananas. said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! can i see a picture of this mumu. i think it would make my monday soooo much better. and no you're not alone on these kind of moments. i too rock the muumuu indoors. rarely do i take it to the streets. lol.

High Heels and Huntin' Boots said...

*LOL* That's hilarious! I let Tyke out every morning and we live on a fairly busy street so half the time, even though it's 6 a.m, there are cars zooming past with me in my robe and bed head. I'm probably known around town as "that girl who's always letting her dog out". Oh well!

High Heels and Huntin' Boots said...

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Ann said...

Isn't that always the case...just be glad that the door did not lock and you could get back in quick.....ha ha!

Children of the 90s said...

Haha, this definitely made me laugh. If it makes you feel any better, you can't even begin to compete with the crazy muumuu-clad lady at my apartment complex. She feeds the birds and tries to communicate with them by squawking loudly. I'd say as long as you steer clear of that behavior, you should still be teetering on the realm of normal neighbor. :)

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Haha!!!! Doesn't it always happen like this?! It never fails.

Christin said...

That ALWAYS happens to me!

Kelsey @ Seattle Smith's said...

HAHA -- I can totally relate!!

Annie said...

ha, i think we can all relate hun! it's happened to us all at some point.
btw, i just love muumuu's ;)

Brown Girl said...

Ha, that is so funny! I bet you were mortified! Although, I guess I should be too since I avoid bras at all costs when I'm home!

Jane said...

This is always my luck as well! Too funny!

d.a.r. said...

That totally figures!!! Haha!

Kara said...

This made me laugh! I can totally relate to the situation though!

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Brittany Ann said...

This is why I think the heavens every time I let the dogs into the backyard. I remember living in an apartment and getting caught in various states of undress every day walking our damn dog. And yet I never did learn...

Jax said...

Agh! Oh no! hahaha!! So now tomorrow, you'll be all ready and not see anyone again.. Ah, such is life.. *sigh* At least it wasn't your hubby's boss or something crazy-bizarro... Funny funny.

Jules said...

Ugh, I can completely relate. When Geof travels for work, I'm left on dog duty at all times. I go out each morning braless and crazy looking. I hate when I see a neighbor or even a stranger walking by.

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I have totally been there before...lol