Friday, October 1, 2010

Thank god the week is done...I feel like a zombie goin' back to life

(back to life)
I don't know about you, but I've never been so glad it's Friday! So glad in fact I found it only appropriate to give a nod to my boy Usher. Wud up Friday!
A friend sent me these today and while I don't usually bombard people's inboxes with fwds...these really are funny. Enjoy! And happy Friday!!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies....Quit Laughing.


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KLaw said...

So true! I love this list.

Tracy-Girl @ Then I Got To Thinking said...

Happy Friday!! Hope you're weekend is relaxing and fun!! Happy October!

Anonymous said...

Sarcasm Font. I need this!! Hope you and your little man have a wonderful weekend!

Molly said...

Oh my God. Some of those were laugh out loud funny. I especially liked #19. I'm deaf in my right ear so I can really relate to that one :)

Yay for Fridays (happy dance!)

ModernMom said...

Oh my gosh girl this is my fave list of yours ever. #16 more kisses begin with Miller light. Bwhaha. LOVE.

Hope you have a restful weekend.

Nikki said...

#23 is so me...the snooze is immediate....finding my work keys to get in the building sometimes takes 3 minutes.

Brittany said...

I saw that Martha Stewart is going to be on Oprah Monday and she's going to show people how to fold a fitted sheet!!!

Kristen said...

ha ha, love these! So true!

Ashley said...

Hahaha, love the last one especially! If there was a sarcas, font, almost every word of my blogs would be in it! Enjoy your weekend with that sweet boy!

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I love love love number 20! AMEN!

bananas. said...

being wrong is the WORST!!! and although i rarely experience it ;)...i know that feeling well.

happy weekend! hope you had a good one!!!