To whom it may concern

Dear Neighbor Girl, next time you cut me off in the culdesac it's gonna get ugly, so get off your cell phone and look before backing up, I'd like to keep my car {and sanity} in one piece.  Dear Chick-Fil-A, I don't share your beliefs, but I'd bathe in CFA sauce if I could, so just keep your mouth shut and stick to what you're good at.  Making chicken.  Dear stomach virus, thanks for letting me enjoy a great weekend with my friends BEFORE leaving me couch ridden for two days.  So awesome of you.  Dear friends and family, a woman is capable of having a stomach virus without being pregnant, in case you didn't know that.  Now you do.  Dear Jamie, if I promise to let you watch Barney nonstop will you throw me a bone and wear the stinkin' bow tie already??  Dear Husband, I'm not buying you lasik eye surgery for your birthday.  Or a new car.  Or an Alaskan cruise.  So unless you planted a money tree out back you better come up with some more realistic ideas.  Dear me, next time you want to join in a blogger link up, make sure it's a weekly event.  #bloggerfail  Dear Bloggers, please stop having adorable babies.  We aren't on the baby #2 train yet and you're all making my ovaries explode.  Dear time, how is my baby going to be two in less than a week.  Please slow down!

xoxo,