Friday, August 31, 2012

To Whom it May Concern


Dear City Planner, whose hairbrain idea was it to take 6 lanes of traffic down to 3 in less than a mile??  Apparently someone who never drives during rush hour and gets to sit in the clusterf*ck you've created  Dear Dog, what's with this new habit of throwing food all over the floor?  Do it again and you might find that bowl empty for a very long while.  Dear Nordstroms, how have you managed to place ads in my google reader for the exact items I've recently looked at on your site?  Makes it harder to resist buying those adorable new Toms for Jamie when I see them strategically placed in my email and at the end of blog posts.  Very sneaky Nordies, verrrryyy sneaky!  Dear Pretty Little Liars writers {spoiler alert!!}, Toby is 'A'??  Really??  Toby!!??  What about last season when he fell off the scaffolding that "A" supposedly messed with.  Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!  Until then, I refuse to believe it!  Dear Taylor Swift, I love your new song.  Like, LOVE!  Thanks for finally making the radio play something other than Call Me Maybe.  I was so over Carley Ray.  Dear fall, I'm so ready for you and I have new Skinny jeans and riding boots to prove it!  After this weekend you have my full permission to bring it on!  Dear Sprint, thank you for your awesome unlimited data plan for without I may not have survived the week we were without internet at home.  Dear Donation People, thank you for picking up all my unwanted items right from the curb and saving me a trip to Goodwill.  I'm helping people and you're helping me, it's a win-win!  Dear 3 day weekend, I am SOOO ready for you.  Let's end this summer right!


1 comment:

Married...with a Pup said...

I so totally have to agree with you....I love taylor's new song! Hope you have a great weekend!