Friday, September 14, 2012

Friday Confessional

I can't stand animal print.  Every time I see someone wearing those god awful leopard print flats that have become all the rage, I cringe.

I also can't stand bows on my bras and underwear.  I'm 31, not 12.  What's with the freakin' bows on everything?

Sometimes when I can't take one more minute of Barney, I shut it off and tell Jamie he's sleeping.

I'm not into politics.  Like at all.  I rarely know all the issues/candidates and only vote during presidential elections.  Sometimes not even then.

I only chew gum long enough to get the flavor then promptly spit it out.  My husband says it's wasteful, frankly I don't care.  It's gum.

I didn't go grocery shopping this week so Jamie at chicken nuggets and green beans 4 days in a row for dinner.

At my last dental checkup I had a cavity.  Hygienist fail.

I ate a giant cupcake last week and enjoyed every last calorie.  Guilt free.

Sometimes I buy things and try to convince my husband it's old so he doesn't know.

I didn't check the forecast yesterday and sent Jamie to school in shorts, a tshirt and sandals.  It was 57 and rained all day.  Mother of the year right here folks.

I never buy gas until the light comes on.

You know those fashion infinity scarves everyone wears these days?  I think they're stupid.  To me, wearing a scarf indoors is about as lame as wearing sunglasses indoors.

At some point everyday I realize I'm not longer going to do anything productive.  Today it hit me around 8:01.

Happy Friday peeps!
What are you confessions this week?!?


Jeremy, Censie and Jude said...

LOL I am like you with the whole getting gas thing. I wait until the very last mile! My hubby hates it!!

Happy Friday!

Jess said...

uh oh... i love leopard print! in fact i just bought a wear inside leopard print scarf! i'm with you on the gum, the gas, the politics and today's productivity level! Have a great weekend girl!

Shannon said...

Haha I agree with you on so many things. I chew about 8 pieces of gum a day b/c I toss it as soon as it loses flavor.

However, I rarely wait til the light comes on to get gas, I get around 1/4 of a tank left, I have this phobia of running out of gas.

Katie @ Loves of Life said...

Lets see.

1) with you on politics. Sometimes I pretend to know more than I do.
2) I do the "Oh I've had this forever" thing about new stuff. I KNOW ITS LYING BUT I DONT WANNA HEAR IT. haha.
3)Same with gas. Always.

Nikki said...

I totally agree with the bows on bras thing, especially since I wear the same bra size as a 12 year old.

Stephanie said...

First, I love you :)

Second, glad to see someone else's kid doesn't have a gourmet nightly menu going on. And in the rush of life the gas light usually ends up on, but it gives me massive anxiety because I have run out of gas before and that sucks! Oh and Carter is still wearing summer rompers because they fit and all his fall clothes are too big. Rick tells me now to worry because hes still just inside a room all day!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

I don't like the bows either. They always seem to itch my skin.