Friday, September 28, 2012

Friday Confessional

The Juice is Worth the Squeeze
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If you've been a follower of this blog for any amount of time then you're well aware of the fact that the past TWO summers we've had bats.  Last summer I VOWED to call the bat people in August to come patch up the hole so they wouldn't return, but never did.  So this year when they came back I swore up and down I'd be getting on "the list."  Yep.  Never called.  So next summer when I'm bitching about the bats again {cause we all know I will} remind me who's to blame.

It's a good thing that whole ombre look is in because this lady hasn't had her hair done since April.  {yikes!}

I bite my nails.  I couldn't tell you the last time I actually trimmed them.  Like with real clippers.

I haven't been to a regular in a doctor besides my OB/GYN....since we moved. {3 years ago}  I technically don't even have one here in KC.  At least I know my lady bits are healthy right??

I still wear some of my old maternity underwear.  Isn't my husband the luckiest man alive?  Me-ow!

Last week I came home and found my husband watching Twilight.  By his own choosing.  He claims it's because he had started watching it on his lunch break and HAD to finish it.  I told him that really only made it worse and I was confiscating his man card.  I guess that's more HIS confession than mine.

I refuse to eat chicken wings.  Too much work for too little food.

I had Bell's Palsy a few years ago and ever since then my one eye is a little wonky.  As in smaller than the other and is most noticeable when I smile.  No one else can see it, I think they're all crazy.

I also have some sun damage freckles that popped up on my upper lip sometime last year and it looks like a trash stache.  So that's awesome.

My favorite brand of cloth diapers was discontinuing a few colors/prints at a steal of a price so I bought them.  For a future baby I'm not even pregnant with.  That will have to be a girl.  Though real men wear pink right???

Jamie's birth announcement proof is still sitting in my Shutterfly projects folder.  I never actually ordered or mailed any out.  Mom Fail.

I think it's ridiculous to spend $30 on a kids t-shirt and side eye anyone who does.  Mini Boden, I'm looking at you.

Pretty much every Saturday morning I run to the grocery store for milk and whatever we need to make it through the weekend.  It's a toss up if I wear a bra or not.  Most times not.

Now go link up and spill your guts!
Happy Friday Peeps!


Kristen said...

love reading your confessionals! And um, this girl hasn't had her hair done since March, the amount of gray on this 30 yr olds head is sad.... down right sad :(

Shannon said...

I never sent birth announcements out, I figured everyone that needed to know about Hunters birth and see photos already had so I didn't/don't see the point of them.

I also have a hard time spending more than $10 for any piece of baby clothing.

Stephanie said...

Okay I can not get past the BATS!! Do you have to wait for summer? Can't you call now? Eeek, yes, please go call now!

Melissa said...

Lol we sent out Landon's birth announcements 5 months late and I thought that was bad! It's not like you HAVE to send one out anyway, no worries.

When I was like 20 and had no clue, I always said my future kids would have really nice, expensive clothes. Yea, no way in hell is that happening. All Landon does is drool, chew his shirts, and get food all over them.

Due to 12.5 months of breastfeeding I really can't go anywhere without a bra on anymore. I miss my old perky boobs :(

Melissa at Tall Blonde Blog said...

You crack me up!

I get the stache too, mostly when I've gotten too much sun. Sexy.

Have a good weekend!

Jax said...

haha! I so agree about chicken wings! Those damn things are too tiny and too messy for all the crap you have to do to eat them!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

For some reason when I hear or read the word wonky it just makes me laugh so hard. I'm glad you're doing ok with the palsy though!

Hilary Lane said...

I had never even thought about seeing Twilight until my husband said he had seen the first one and actually paid $20 on his xbox to download it and watch it with me. Strange boys!