Friday, November 9, 2012

Friday Confessional

The Juice is Worth the Squeeze
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This past weekend we were out at a park taking pictures.  When Jamie saw the playground he of course immediately wanted to go play.  We were pressed for time, so I told him it was closed.

The only reason I voted on Tuesday was because my employer gave us paid time off to do so.  I will do just about anything for extra time off.

While helping Jamie go to the potty one day he shot right over the worthless splash guard and hit me right in the thigh.  I didn't change my pants.  Honestly, in the scheme of parenthood, pee is one of the least offensive thing I've had on my clothes.

Sometimes when my coworkers invite me out to lunch, I tell them I can't go and blame it on WW.  Really I'm just looking forward to having the break room to myself and eating in peace for once.

I'm a really supersticious person, especially when it comes to my weigh in day.  I have the same ritual I follow everytime.  I realize this makes me look crazy. 

After having complete control over my body and consistently losing weight for the past 10 months, I'm scared shitless to get pregnant.

Jamie still isn't allowed to wear underwear to school.  Don't ask, it's a stupid rule. 
Another post for another day.  Anyways.  One morning he was throwing a fit because he wanted to wear his Thomas underwear.  I didn't feel like fighting with him so I let him wear them and told his teacher I didn't have any clean diapers left. 

I've been known to purposely call someone back when I know they won't be home just so I can leave a voicemail and not actually have to talk to them.

This weekend I had a small love affair with a box of girl scout cookies.  Damn you thin mints.

On Sunday I raked leaves.  I still haven't actually put them into leaf bags so now there's all these random piles all over our yard.  At least I brought the Halloween decorations in.

While watching the movie Brave for my review/giveaway, I fell asleep about 30 minutes in.  My husband is convinced that I haven't stayed awake for an entire movie the entire time he's known me.  He's probably right.

Now, for those of you who don't suffer from movie insomnia like I do...don't forget to enter the giveaway!  Winner will be announced tomorrow!
Happy Friday Peeps!


Jess said...

I still have not bothered to take my halloween decor down... the empty candy bowl is still sitting on my entry table! Haha!

Jax said...

I love raking, hate bagging. And about the pee, that's awesome. I could understand that being the least offensive thing.

Cammie said...

When my husband is planning date night, his typical response is, "let's see what movie we can pay for you to sleep through." I don't know why, but I haven't stayed awake for an entire movie yet!

Perfectly Imperfect said...

I linked up!! I told you this was my fave post in blog land. I had to jump on the train!

Kerrie McLoughlin said...

I think you rock! I can relate on so many of these. The wanting to eat in peace for sure; when I was working I was with coworkers all damn day and wanted to be alone at lunchtime! Thin Mints, check. Being afraid to get pregnant, check. Yes, I have 5 already and all that, but when I think I might be ready for one more, I remember how it's a free ticket to eat and then when I'm nursing I don't lose one ounce b/c I'm on my butt all day eating. Thanks for your honesty!