If I'm forced to let you occupy my home until August due to your endangered status,
least you could do is take care of the horrific mosquito problems we've got going
on in the backyard. I have far too many bug bites for someone with bats as tenants.
Your Disgruntled Landlord
My name is MAMA not May-May.
May-May is your teacher.
I get that you spend more time with her during the week than me,
but let's not twist that mom guilt knife in any further ok?
Your heartbroken MAMA
Dear Ben and Jerrys,
Your Greek Frozen yogurt is a sham.
Shame on me for assuming you'd be healthy.
If I'm going to spend that many points on a lousy half cup of fake ice cream....
I'm going for the real thing.
Duped in the checkout line
Dear E.L. James,
Your books are delicious and definitely live up to the hype.
My inner goddess thanks you.
And so does my husband.
Loving all 50 shades
You couldn't have come fast enough.
Looking forward to a great weekend