Thursday, August 27, 2009

Lost without my DVR

Dear Time Warner Cable,

A mere 3 weeks ago I turned in my DVR box and since then life has seemed a little less complete. I can no longer catch up on all my mindless reality TV shows. Toddlers are winning tiaras. Housewives of all cities are going ape shit on each other. Top Chefs are cooking. House hunters are hunting and women all over NYC are saying Yes to the Dress without me!! If that's not bad enough I don't even have the digital guide. At any given moment I have no clue what is on TV. I don't like it. It's like living in a time warp. You have single handily turned me into a TV junkie and now it's been ripped from my hands. Please take pity on me in my poor unemployed state and give me back my blessed, beautiful little silver box. Please.

Sincerely,

25 comments:

Mrs. Sarcasm said...

I am afraid of what would happen if our wonderful silver box went away too. I would probably get more laundry done, more toilets scrubbed, more floors mopped, etc. We must not let that happen!! I honestly feel your pain...good luck!

PinkSass said...

Hey girl, would you mind emailing me about your lovely wedding in Jamaica? I would really appreciate some more details.

Gwen said...

This is exactly why I don't let the hubs bring a DVR into our lives. I would never be able to live without it. LOL!!! Plus, we have our shows that we can't miss (24 & LOST to name a couple) and we use those nights for family time. Dinner, popcorn, lights off, huddled in the middle of the floor. I'm affraid if we DVR'd them we'd lose that tradition. And...I thought I was the only one that watched Say Yes To The Dress!!! XOXO

Sincerely Sara Cate said...

Ugh, we turned in ours too. You explained the pain so eloquently!

Mia Schelle said...

try having no television...at all. it's really crazy. but it's oh so great at the same time!

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I would be going crazy! Tivo is my saving grace! Hope you get your dvr back soon!

Jules said...

I would go bonkers without my DVR. I can completely understand the way that you're feeling! I hope you get a new one soon.

KLaw said...

Oh no!! That's no good at all. I'd have a little sumfin sumfin to say about that!

Steal away. The award is yours for the taking :)

ALin said...

that's bad news bears! We just got DVR (never had it before! I know, crazy!) and I'm slowly learning that I don't have to schedule my life around television programs anymore. OH! The freedom!

Ashley said...

I like this :)

Lindsey said...

Awwww! We just got cable and I don't know HOW we lived without it, haha!

the future mrs Hinz said...

OMG i dont know how you live without it. i had to BEG matt to let us get one and now he cant live without it! haha.

Brittany Ann said...

LOL! I'm sorry hun! But this is one hilarious post!

Annie said...

hahaha! you are too funny.
seriously, i would be lost without my dvr as well!!

Kelsey @ Seattle Smith's said...

This was so cute!! I couldn't agree more and am sadly addicted to watching my shows in the quick fast fwd form!

Jax said...

hahahahaha! I soooo get you on this one!! I was SO PISSED when I returned from a work trip and my dvr had messed up and not recorded my shows.. I was like "the shows went on without me.. BOOOOOO" The amount of addiction I have to my dvr is cuhrazy!!

Elizabeth Marie said...

OMG I would cry. It's really sad how addicted I am to some shows...but sue me!!!

your comment was sweet. you're absolutely wonderful!

d.a.r. said...

I don't have time to watch tv, so I seriously rely on my DVR to catch up on the wknds! I pink fluffy heart it, best invention EVER!

bananas. said...

gah! i don't know what i'd do with out my DVR. poor you...poor poor you!

Tracy-Girl said...

hahha... I substitute all of my free tv time with reading my fave blogs :) hope it comes back soon!

KLaw said...

What sorority were you in? We did Roses and Thorns at every chapter meeting!

KLaw said...

An AOPi at East Carolina University. Fun!

Kristin said...

Think of it as an opportunity to let go of your DVR addiction. I'm afraid that it is too late for mine. Ah ha

Bethany said...

Aw! I actually just got cable & a DVR for the first time a couple of months ago. I've been gone so much this summer, I haven't had a chance to do too much with it...but I'd probably miss it anyway!

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