A mere 3 weeks ago I turned in my DVR box and since then life has seemed a little less complete. I can no longer catch up on all my mindless reality TV shows. Toddlers are winning tiaras. Housewives of all cities are going ape shit on each other. Top Chefs are cooking. House hunters are hunting and women all over NYC are saying Yes to the Dress without me!! If that's not bad enough I don't even have the digital guide. At any given moment I have no clue what is on TV. I don't like it. It's like living in a time warp. You have single handily turned me into a TV junkie and now it's been ripped from my hands. Please take pity on me in my poor unemployed state and give me back my blessed, beautiful little silver box. Please.