Wednesday, June 23, 2010

You're glowing!

Oh wait. No.
That's sweat.
Pouring out of every orifice of your body.
All.the.time.
Whoever called it "glowing" was just being nice.
Or from the South. They like to make everything gross sound lady like.
Cause there's nothing dewy and fresh faced about what happens to a pregnant lady in 95 degree heat and 100% humidity.
Next time around.
I'm shooting for a winter baby!




15 comments:

Patience said...

Hilarious. I hope the "glowing" stops for a bit so you can be comfortable.

bananas. said...

BAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! sorry i know i shouldn't laugh but i always wondered what they meant when people said "you're glowing." HA!

hope you cool down before the baby comes.

Hannah @ The New Black said...

I am with ya...being hot is so miserable. Whenever I get around to baking a bun in my oven, I plan on a winter baby too!

Brittany Ann said...

Well, we do love to use that phrase down here in the South! Because either way...we all "glow" down here! Pregnant or not!

Brown Girl said...

so there will be a next time...hummmm, must not be as bad as you make it seem...interesting. ;)

KLaw said...

Touche!!! Amen sistah!

Resisting Perfection said...

Exactly! No pregnant women during June in Florida ever "glows". My hair is even more disgusting than my skin though, the second I walk outside anything I did to style it is ruined instantly.

ALin said...

HAAAAA! I hear that all the time! I want to be like, "actually, I have mad boob sweat, but thanks for making it sound pretty!"

Annie said...

you poor girl...i'm sweating like crazy with the 80 degree weather and humidity here...maybe i should just shut it! ;)
at least you can use the glowing excuse! you look great hun!! just looked at your last post!!! baby is going to be here before ya know it! :)

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I'm sweating non stop out in this heat. I can't imagine having another human inside me. Hang in there and try to stay cool!

Jax said...

hahaha.. people in the south really do try to make everything sound lady like.. comedy... Love this.

Gwen said...

Hopefully today brings you a little relief. Can I tell you though that you sweat like crazy with a winter baby too. :) The photo of you below is fabulous!!! I'm getting so excited for you!!! XOXO

Nikki said...

I hate when people say that. It's like saying "you're floating on air" when really you're waddling around with a baby's head in your crotch.

Jules said...

Ugh…I am already a sweaty mess and I’m not even preggers. When the time comes, I really do want a summer baby. I’m sure you’re just ready to have the baby by now. I think I’ll have to hibernate in the AC for the last 2 months.

Sandra said...

haha! I love that you can wax poetic about sweat...uh, I mean the glow!