As you all know by now I love...and watch....a lot of crappy reality TV.
Teen Mom? Check.
16 and Pregnant? Check.
Bethanny's Getting Married? Check.
The list goes on....and on.....and on.
I never got the Jersey Shore.
I tried to watch it.
But it was too much of a train wreck, even for me.
So someone please explain to me how "the Situation" is going to earn 5 million dollars this year.
Being a trashy guido with a 6 pack and flaunting it on MTV?
If that's all it takes these days to make 5 million bucks, I better start working on my abs!